Capitalgonia Tee

Vest season mentality. T shirt execution.

The Capitalgonia t shirt is inspired by the unofficial uniform of finance professionals everywhere. A tribute to fleece vests, market discussions and pretending your Bloomberg terminal counts as personality.

Clean and minimal with the Capitalgonia branding, this tee delivers the same finance bro energy as the legendary vest, just with short sleeves for warmer markets.

Perfect for office days, networking events or explaining private equity carry structures to people who absolutely did not ask. Because real finance bros know style is simple. Neutral colors. Good returns. Constant market opinions.