Leveraged to the Tits Tee

The “Leveraged To The Tits” tee is for the traders, finance bros and market degenerates who believe moderation is for index funds. Inspired by the timeless strategy of taking on slightly more risk than any reasonable person would recommend.

Clean typography with chaotic energy underneath. The kind of shirt that gets nods from people who understand margin calls, overnight volatility and the dangerous confidence of saying “it’ll bounce back.”

Comfortable enough for trading sessions, post market drinks or staring at futures at 3 am wondering if this was a terrible idea. Because if you are going down, you might as well go down fully leveraged.